Mom: You should really stop bring friends over and letting them sleep over I don't trust them...
Me: I'll keep an eye on them
Mom: What if you are sleeping then what? They can do anything in our house
Me: If Im sleeping they will too! WTF!
Mom: They could wake up in the middle of the night and start messing around in the house!
Me: What?! You dont make any sense, and besides I trust my friends
Mom: Who know what they will do?
Me: I do! They are my friends and I TRUST them!!!
Mom: Yeah well, what about that $30 voucher you lost when you were in 6th grade (6th f-ing grade! WTF! how long was that ago, she's gonna bring it up now and use it against me, wtf...) [Then she rambles on, somehow implying one of my friend might have taken it]
Me: *closes the door, blasts the music and goes onto the computer...*
Seriously, You've gotta be joking... 3 more years...
Devious Comments
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"Your a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I dont see what anyone can see in anyone else
but you..."
-Anyone else but you
--
I never loved her i was just passing the time
She could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throwing a line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream
--
"Your a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I dont see what anyone can see in anyone else
but you..."
-Anyone else but you
--
I never loved her i was just passing the time
She could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throwing a line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream
--
"Your a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I dont see what anyone can see in anyone else
but you..."
-Anyone else but you
--
I never loved her i was just passing the time
She could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throwing a line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream
--
"Your a part time lover and a full time friend
The monkey on your back is the latest trend
I dont see what anyone can see in anyone else
but you..."
-Anyone else but you
--
I never loved her i was just passing the time
She could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throwing a line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream
HELLA WEEZER
*cough* anyways....
She doesnt trust your friends? thats kinda messed up dude.
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You know Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
I dance just like him :>
I'm in love with this deviant >> [link] <<
--
I never loved her i was just passing the time
She could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throwing a line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream
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