Mom: You should really stop bring friends over and letting them sleep over I don't trust them...
Me: I'll keep an eye on them
Mom: What if you are sleeping then what? They can do anything in our house
Me: If Im sleeping they will too! WTF!
Mom: They could wake up in the middle of the night and start messing around in the house!
Me: What?! You dont make any sense, and besides I trust my friends
Mom: Who know what they will do?
Me: I do! They are my friends and I TRUST them!!!
Mom: Yeah well, what about that $30 voucher you lost when you were in 6th grade (6th f-ing grade! WTF! how long was that ago, she's gonna bring it up now and use it against me, wtf...) [Then she rambles on, somehow implying one of my friend might have taken it]
Me: *closes the door, blasts the music and goes onto the computer...*
Seriously, You've gotta be joking... 3 more years...
Devious Comments
omg, im speechless.
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♪~So we'll pretend it's alright,
and stay in for the night, what a world
I'll keep you safe here with me ~♫
she wants your frineds to come over because she doesnt want them to come over?
Your mom is funny! XD
I really dont get it!
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Who would hire a dinosaur??
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"Just like animals, people will do whatever you want them to if you hit and whip them hard enough"
~ Parenting 101
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I never loved her i was just passing the time
She could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throwing a line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream
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I never loved her i was just passing the time
She could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throwing a line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream
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I love it when you call me Big Poppa.
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I never loved her i was just passing the time
She could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throwing a line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream
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I never loved her i was just passing the time
She could love me if I knew how to lie
But who could love me?
I am out of my mind
Throwing a line out to sea
To see if I can catch a dream
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I love it when you call me Big Poppa.
Oh! Okay!
Now I get it.
That sucks.
My dad acts the same way.
He thinks that they might steal something for our house. ^^
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Who would hire a dinosaur??
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